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Shotgun Norman

Shotgun Norman Theres an old seaside town named Torquay, That’s been noted for its’ fresh air and fun, And on one summer’s day walked in Mr Norman, With Captain Faithful, his father’s shotgun.   An Ugly little fellow was Mr Norman, Face calloused and swollen,...

Never Caught

Never Caught What would a man do if he knew he could never be caught?” Could he resist the temptation to live his worst thoughts? Would he rise to meet all the virtue that he’s preached? Or act more like an animal than a human being.    One test of a man –...

Magic Tree

Magic Tree Daddy, please Daddy, I’m having a real problem, I feel so ill,  Daddy it’s all gone wrong, so wrong, I think I need some pills.  Tell me Emily, what’s the matter? I thought you were doing fine? I’m quite busy at the moment, but I can make some time.   ...

Not On The Curriculum

Not On The Curriculum Hey Mr Teacher, are you sure the answer is correct? It’s not the same as what these other books say, when I just checked, And I remember how we shouldn’t trust the internet. But when I looked online it says the answer isn’t proven yet.   Er,...

Frankenstein’s Monster

Frankenstein’s Monster HOOK Oh Frankenstein’s monster you’re a beautiful creature,  Shouting from the mountain-tops, you’ve full of all-new features.  But good news is here, don’t go on repeating yourself.  You reserved your spot to make your unlimited wealth. ...