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Not On The Curriculum

Not On The Curriculum Hey Mr Teacher, are you sure the answer is correct? It’s not the same as what these other books say, when I just checked, And I remember how we shouldn’t trust the internet. But when I looked online it says the answer isn’t proven yet.   Er,...

Princess And The Joker

Princess And The Joker He’s the kind of joker that makes everybody laugh. She’s a hard worker who cares about the graft. Friends the kind of people checking who dates who, Loving Instagram seeing what the influencers do.   Joker tells new stories directly on...

Splits

Splits Hey girl, how you doing? Looking fine again.  How do you do it? Always look so ravishing? It’s cool to see you here, we can hang out properly. I broke up with Amy, we can chill just you and me   We can work out together, just like old times,  I know you’ve...

Saving The World

Saving The World HOOK Ah so you’re saving the world. Ah well you’re much better than me Oh you’re really making a difference  Well probably you’ve got to be.   Oh you’re fighting global warming  Well that must be very hard  Oh you’re definitely saving the world ...

Cats In The Wild

Cats In The Wild HOOK Get used to walking on those filthy paving stones. Sweat running down him rubs the fever in his bones.  Tales of fast money he hears from older men. Who make lots of promises but never promise when.    Not at school now, real world and not a...

My Bailout

My Bailout Keep creating more money, all for the good of the economy,  It’s all alright isn’t it, if you politicians are all chummy, Give it to the banks whenever they do wrong All that you need you know, is to listen to my song.   Get my message quick, to...