Splits

Hey girl, how you doing? Looking fine again. 

How do you do it? Always look so ravishing?

It’s cool to see you here, we can hang out properly.

I broke up with Amy, we can chill just you and me

 

We can work out together, just like old times, 

I know you’ve been stressed, let’s do something to unwind,

I can do that thing you always wanted me to do

Do you remember THAT time you asked me to teach you? 

 

So I agree, I will teach you to do the splits

Yes I have been thinking of how you asked me I admit.

It’ll be nice, we’ll be like best friend again,

I learnt some physio, you’re always at the gym

 

Well you’re lookin great, your bodies lookin fit,

I can definitely stretch you out, ease you into it.

But I gotta warn, your muscles will get tight,

I think you might be aching everywhere tonight.

 

So Lay down flat, get loose, arch your back.

Wow, not that much, you’re showing me your rack.

Haha, just telling you, they covered up your face.

Popping out your vest, I guess they never stay in place.

 

Yes, they bigger than Amy’s, but I don’t look at your CHEST.

But it must be cool to have such nice big breasts. 

Get into position, point your toes good and straight.

See! Almost doing it, did I say your body’s looking great? 

 

So I agree, I will teach you to do the splits

Yes I have been thinking of how you asked me I admit.

It’ll be nice, we’ll be like best friend again,

I learnt some physio, you’re always at the gym

 

Well you’re lookin great, your bodies lookin fit,

I can definitely stretch you out, ease you into it.

But I gotta warn, your muscles will get tight,

I think you might be aching everywhere tonight.

 

Wow, you’re legs feel toned, these muscles are really strong. 

Push your legs out like this, hold them straight and long.

Now girl, when I’m pushing here, tell me how it feels? 

Do you mind if I push a little bit harder at your heels? 

 

You’re so flexible! Your legs are nearly in a line,

I know it starts to hurt, but you hold your shape fine.

The muscles feel strong. I see you’ve been working out.

Tell me, is this too hard when I flatten you down?

 

Mmm you smell good girl, even when you’re sweating.

Guess it was luck you were wearing these new leggings. 

Up close its thin, but far away you don’t tell.

Keep going with this your stretch you’re doing really well.

 

What, you think you can push your legs even more wide?

Oh, you mean if I push and you pull down either side, 

I’ll hold you with my legs, I know you like being close.

Nice we’re comfortable, you’re a cooler girl than most.

 

So I agree, I will teach you to do the splits

Yes I have been thinking of how you asked me I admit.

It’ll be nice, we’ll be like best friend again,

I learnt some physio, you’re always at the gym

 

Well you’re lookin great, your bodies lookin fit,

I can definitely stretch you out, ease you into it.

But I gotta warn, your muscles will get tight,

I think you might be aching everywhere tonight.

 

Look how flexible your are, give your abs a little squeeze.

You’re almost there, Pull a little harder at your knees. 

Your legs so strong, look how far they can go,

They really must be hurting? Don’t you need a rest though.

 

Okay, relax, oh, but you don’t want me to stop?

I’m sure you need a moment, I think it must hurt a lot.

Well, if you want me to get into it More I will 

Move around a little, you don’t need to stay still.

 

Wow, what happened to your nipples though, underneath your vest, 

standing up straight like soldiers popping out your chest.

Oh, you want me to rub them? Well  what are friends for?

You feeling a bit horny? Good thing we’re here on the floor.

 

You want to speed up, want me to keep on going?

Well, I know what you mean, we’ve got a rhythm flowing

Sure you want me to continue? You aren’t tired yet?

Okay, if you want, how strong do these muscles get.

 

So I agree, I will teach you to do the splits

Yes I have been thinking of how you asked me I admit.

It’ll be nice, we’ll be like best friend again,

I learnt some physio, you’re always at the gym

 

Well you’re lookin great, your bodies lookin fit,

I can definitely stretch you out, ease you into it.

But I gotta warn, your muscles will get tight,

I think you might be aching everywhere tonight.