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Shotgun Norman

Shotgun Norman Theres an old seaside town named Torquay, That’s been noted for its’ fresh air and fun, And on one summer’s day walked in Mr Norman, With Captain Faithful, his father’s shotgun.   An Ugly little fellow was Mr Norman, Face calloused and swollen,...

Never Caught

Never Caught What would a man do if he knew he could never be caught?” Could he resist the temptation to live his worst thoughts? Would he rise to meet all the virtue that he’s preached? Or act more like an animal than a human being.    One test of a man –...

Magic Tree

Magic Tree Daddy, please Daddy, I’m having a real problem, I feel so ill,  Daddy it’s all gone wrong, so wrong, I think I need some pills.  Tell me Emily, what’s the matter? I thought you were doing fine? I’m quite busy at the moment, but I can make some time.   ...

Not On The Curriculum

Not On The Curriculum Hey Mr Teacher, are you sure the answer is correct? It’s not the same as what these other books say, when I just checked, And I remember how we shouldn’t trust the internet. But when I looked online it says the answer isn’t proven yet.   Er,...

Princess And The Joker

Princess And The Joker He’s the kind of joker that makes everybody laugh. She’s a hard worker who cares about the graft. Friends the kind of people checking who dates who, Loving Instagram seeing what the influencers do.   Joker tells new stories directly on...

Splits

Splits Hey girl, how you doing? Looking fine again.  How do you do it? Always look so ravishing? It’s cool to see you here, we can hang out properly. I broke up with Amy, we can chill just you and me   We can work out together, just like old times,  I know you’ve...