Saving The World

HOOK

Ah so you’re saving the world.

Ah well you’re much better than me

Oh you’re really making a difference 

Well probably you’ve got to be.

 

Oh you’re fighting global warming 

Well that must be very hard 

Oh you’re definitely saving the world 

Would you get this on your card?

 

VERSE 1 

So you’re into cosplay 

Oh you dress up like a cat

I hear that’s very in fashion

Right everyone’s now into that

 

Oh you’re a vegetarian now

Oh but you can eat a lot of fish 

Oh right but, now you’re vegan.

So palm oil’s your favourite dish. 

 

HOOK

Ah so you’re saving the world.

Ah well you’re much better than me

Oh you’re really making a difference 

Well probably you’ve got to be.

 

Oh you’re fighting global warming 

Well that must be very hard 

Oh you’re definitely saving the world 

Would you get this on your card?

 

VERSE 2

Going on another protest

Oh right well good for you

Is there something you believe in?

Or is it just something that you do. 

 

Good that protesters love oil so much,

You bring generators to your parties

Burning petrol driving to get there

But want us using only electricity

 

HOOK

Ah so you’re saving the world.

Ah well you’re much better than me

Oh you’re really making a difference 

Well probably you’ve got to be.

 

Oh you’re fighting global warming 

Well that must be very hard 

Oh you’re definitely saving the world 

Would you get this on your card?

 

VERSE 3

 

So what are you up to at the moment

What is it that you do. 

Oh you’re a full time activist

So what part are you acting new?

 

Oh you’ve discovered something new and virtuous 

Right I was losing track, 

Oh actually you’ve had a sex change

But when do you change back?